Opinion
The Impending Constitutional Crisis
I fear that next Tuesday’s elections could cause a true crisis for our union. And by ‘fear’, I mean that I sort of hope it occurs. I’ll explain my rationale throughout this article.
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Abortion Case Leak: SCOTUS Judge Endorses Secession?
Statistics show that the 330 million residents of the united states disagree on nearly every major issue. From 2016 to 2022, over 230,000 respondents to the question ‘Do you think abortion should legal or illegal?’ resulted in the following:
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FDA: Blacks Are Stupid, Prohibition Must Be Used To Help Them
Some naive people believe that Congress (the legislative branch) is the one with the power to pass new laws (legislation). But legislators are not the chief lawmakers in the Authoritarian State of America anymore; regulatory agency bureaucrats make nearly all new laws.
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Let’s Go Brandon Kids Book Surges To #32 On Amazon
In addition to traditional advertising via Facebook and TikTok, Peters took to the skies to overcome the censorship and cancellation by chartering airplanes to fly banners of Cleveland Browns and Indians games with corona-fascism-related messages, including ‘Dewine sucks’, referring to the Ohio Dictator who embraced corona-fascism.
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Dollar Inflation Hits All-Time Record High
The federal government’s Bureau of Labor Statistics released March’s inflation numbers on Tuesday, officially quantifying the inflation over the past twelve months. At 8.5%, the politicians claim that it’s the highest inflation rate since 1981.
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We Shouldn’t Trust The Elites About COVID Or Ukraine
Ukraine is not a budding Jeffersonian Democracy. It is a cesspool of corruption. It is a hotbed of sex trafficking, child trafficking, prostitution, money laundering, and the establishment of Western NGOs for the purpose of accomplishing that corruption. It is not a random coincidence that not merely Biden’s son made millions in Ukraine, but that Pelosi’s and Romney’s did too. And there have been others. Ukraine is a hotbed of corruption. It is the Afghanistan of Europe.
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As Promised, Biden Nominates Black Woman To SCOTUS
In response to Justice Breyer’s announcement of his retirement, President Biden announced on Friday that he is nominating Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson to the union’s highest court. Presidential nominations to the Supreme Court must be confirmed by a majority vote in the US Senate. Currently, the Senate is split 50-50 between Democrats and Republicans, and VP Kamala Harris is the tie-breaking vote.
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Is Dictator Biden Finally Giving Up On Coronafascism?
On Monday, Biden finally admitted that “there is no federal solution” to solve COVID. While this is a very reasonable comment, Bidens’ campaign for president was primarily focused on his federal solution to completely end COVID. He literally posted a tweet saying “I’m going to shut down the virus”.
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Racist Biden Bans Travel From Africa, Blames Omicron Variant
Yet again, politicians are sensing the diminishing paranoia. As expected, they are now spreading fear about another ‘variant’ and using it to bring corona-fascism back to maximum levels. Again, they have shifted from counting deaths to counting ‘cases’ or other inflated ‘statistics’.
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Holy Crap! Biden Reportedly Poops His Pants While Meeting With Pope
Later on Saturday evening, news began to break that Biden had reportedly lost control of his bowels and was rushed to the bathroom by his staff. The story has been corroborated by multiple sources, and there appears to be mounting evidence that the 78-year-old demented politician did defecate himself while at the Vatican.